...your shoelaces fray at the ends and you tape them with duct tape but they just keep on getting worse?

Your turn.

you are trying to impress a pretty girl and you laugh at her jokes, but you laugh so hard that snot comes outta your nose!

Damm I hated being 5 :mad:



lol:p

You wake up in the morning and try to take a piss but you get a split stream and hit everything but the toilet.

You just manage to get to the toilet and pull your pants down, it drops into the toilet water and splashes your arse.

Originally posted by case
You wake up in the morning and try to take a piss but you get a split stream and hit everything but the toilet.


lol fuck yeah!!!

mom hates cleaning that up:D

When random people run up and smack your ass as hard as they can, and scream at you the words "GO TEAM!"


That's my ass thank you! :mad: :mad: :mad:

*runs past*

GO TEAM!!!!

*THWACK*:D ;) :rolleyes:

when stupid people breathe

when stupid people breed.

Don't you hate it....

When those parts start to thaw because Winter is over.....

how hotmail keeps asking me to re enter my password like a broken record.....

When people ask for your number, wait for you to word it out and then tell you to hold so that they can get a pen.:mad:

i usually ask if they have a bit paper and pen ready before giving them my number.......

When people try to make sense and can't explain themselves fully.


And what Crypt and Water said.

Oh, and retarded posts get me burning too..

beauty won't let my donkey insert his swollen member into her asshole? god... i hate that.

Someone completely repulsive tries to kiss you all the time and you almost gag?

when life seems its out to get you

Don't you hate it when...

...newbies want to share the tragedy of their lives with everyone else as soon as they join?

You are giving a guy head to get him hard before sex, so you can HAVE sex... and he shoots his load before you even get a chance to fuck?

Guys hate that too...

...well at least the ones that actually intend to pleasure you.