Id like to know some of you peoples favorite quotes.
Mine is

Im not bitchy today, Im bitchy 364 days a year, this is my day off.

"We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year." -Pink Floyd (Wish You Were Here)

"Many a fool knows, a dog needs a home. A shelter from pigs on the wing." -Pink Floyd (Pigs on the Wing)

"Silence means death. Stand on your feet. Inner fear your worst enemy. REFUSE/RESIST" -Sepultura (Refuse Resist)

Yeah, they're all song quotes. But they still kick ass.

"When everything beautifull and wonderfull about life is written on the wall in glow in the dark ink..and you cannot turn the lights off...shut your eyes..and run your fingers against the wall."

(I don't know where I remember that from...)

* jesus love you*
hahahaah! that one always make me laugH!!!!!!!

I once set up a booth at the Rennaissance Festival where I offered to buy people's souls. My slogan was "I can love you more than Jesus!" I had my twisty lil' black horns glued to my forehead at the time so it was pretty cool.

"Put no head higher than your own" -KMFDM (this one got me thru highschool alive)

"believing one's self to be perfect is often the sign of a delusional mind" -Data

"Thru ordinary words, and ordinary days... something impossible came... made you a liar, to feed the desire, to break my heart again" -mesh

i'm too tired to think of many more...

" a true friend stabs u in the front" i cant remember who said that but i like it!

"You can't tell me what to do! You are not the Voices!"

"I'm not smiling.. i'm frowning upside down."

"If you have to choose between two evils, choose the one you never experience before."

Beer is the prove that God loves everyone and wants us to be happy
- Benjamin Franklin

A mighty pain to love it is, and 'tis a pain that pain to miss; but of all the pains, the greatest pain is to love, but love in vain.!


These are the few so far =)

Humans made beer, God made marijuana. Who are you going to trust?

It's better to burn out than to fade away.

What is history but a fable agreed upon? - Napoleon

There are three kinds of people in this world, those who can count, and those who can't.

Death is only the beginning.

For the path of the righteous man is beset upon on all sides by the tyranny and inequities of evil men. Truly blessed is he that in the name of charity and good will shepards her brother through the valley of darkness, for he is truly her brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I shall strike down with great vengeance and furious anger those that attempt to mislead and destroy my brothers, and you shall know my name is the Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon you.

When the pupil is ready, the master will appear.

Enjoy yourself, these are the good old days you're going to remember in the years ahead.

Cornbread, ain't nothing wrong with that- Chris Rock

Blessed are the pure in heart, for they shall see the face of God. -Joshua bar Joseph

In the very beginning, God created Heaven and the World.
But the world was without form, and void; and Darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the spirit of God moved upon the face of the Darkness.- Genesis 1:1

When people tell you you've gone too far, you're almost there.

....and so on

I'm a non-conformist, just like all my friends.

*Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else

*Conscience: the inner voise which warns you that someone may be looking-H L Mencken

*"God" gives us out relatives, thank "God" we can choose our friends-Ethel Watts Mumford

*the only excuse for God is that he doesnt exist

*Kill one man and you are a murderer. kill millions and you are a conquerer. kill all and you are god-Jean Rostand

*My one regret in life is that i am not someone else.

i got about 40 qoutes but here are the 1s i like the most

Never play Leapfrog with a unicorn

if it jams, force it - it it breaks, it need replacing anyway

A Smith & Wesson beats 4 aces

if in doubt, make it sound convincing

Saca

take a flying fuck at a rolling donut.....
I do not know why but the imagery makes me laugh

one that comes to mind is:

"life moves pretty fast. if you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it."

i know its from ferris bueller's day off, but i think it may have been lifted from somewhere else too 'cuz the voice is sampled on 3 different techno records i have and they all sound different.

Im into the Midevil thing

Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow,
creeps in this petty pace from day to day
to the last syllable of recorded time
and all our yesterdays have lighted fools
the way to dusty death...
...out out, brief candle, lifes but a walking shadow
a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the
stage and is heard no more.
It is a tale, told by and idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. --Willy Shakespeare

I'm not predjudice, I hate everyone. --my best friend Bob

Don't call me your brother, cause I aint your fuckin brother... we fall from different cunts, and your blood, your bloods an ugly color --Pete Steele of Carnivore

Death is light as a feather, duty heavier than the mountain --Robert Jordan

In that last moment before you die, your mind races back and remembers all the memories lost through your life with crystal clarity, right up to that very moment you die, to remember for all time. --Me

You can't take life too seriously or you won't live through it. -Bugs Bunny.

"when you're working your tounge bitch, look beneath the paint, it's the scrubs who won!"- Violent J- ICP

"Santa Claus suck my balls"- Violent J- ICP

"I'd walk in the house and see my momma cry
I'd ask why, she'd point to my drunk pops
He tried to hit her again but that shit stops
I kick him in his throat, you hear his neck break
I throw a roundhouse and knock his beard off his face
I'd tell him, Dad, now look at all your broken glass
Why don't you pick it all up and stick it in your ass?
I watch him do it, now hurry up, you take forever
When he was done, I'd squeeze his butt cheeks together
Now get the fuck out my house, never come back
I throw a Chinese star and stick him in his ass crack
I turn to my mother, I'm sorry that he hit ya"- Violent J- ICP

"Ain't nobody jealous, everybody has they own
Nobody locked up, everybody, everybody is free to roam
Look at that scrubby with a hottie on his side,
Look at them rich kids, poor kids, everybody together on the same side And they down To Ride"- ICP

"People are strange when you're a stranger
Faces look ugly when you're alone
Women seem twiztid when you're unwanted
The streets around you are home when you're down
When you're strange
Faces come out of the rain, when you're strange
No one remembers your name, when you're strange
When you're strange"- The doors, Twiztid

"Nobody sees what I see, do they?
They just cast me aside, put me away
No friends, no style, no place to go,
Til I went juggalo!"- ICP

ugh....ICP is an abomination against God and all things holy...heh heh Eminem kicked their ass....

Look on the bright side of suicide.
cobain

The world is a vampire.
corgan

All alone is all we are.
cobain

Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage.
corgan

Dont cry, if you cry you wont fit in.
Me