What the hell? If you can actually read this, please take a look at one of my sites called...THE GALLERY OF STUPIDITY
It's funny stuff, and if you don't like it, you get to tear me apart in the guestbook. Plus the first ten people to read it get head from me.
Oh yeah, heres the address
http://www.netmonger.net/~beavis/stupid.html

Where did you drag this stuff up from anyway?

They are conversations between me and less fortunate people.

So what do you do, purposely go to retarded chats so that there'll be nobody who can put up a decent argument?

I answer people when they send instant messages to me. Or in rare cases, you can tell because my name appears first, I message someone else and find out they are worthy of the gallery.

Am I worthy of your gallery, oh High one?

It depends. If you instant message me in order to convert me to your religion and disply great ignorance, stupidity, or any other amusing traits, then gosh darn it, yes, yes you are worthy.

<blinks> I would think you'd come to a conclusion now. I have not tried to bribe you into converting to my preferred religion. I do not consider myself stupid. I am far from ignorant. But am I amusing.. That would be for you to decide..

Sorry, you never know. I can't even gaurantee my mother that she will not end up in the gallery. Those born agains are tricky, they convert you before you even see it coming.

You'd have to be incredibly idiotic to not notice...

I think I shall stray away from your site least I get labelled as stupid, ignorant and amusing..

By the way, are you any of these? I mean, you made the site.. You'd have to be stupid, ignorant and amusing.. Like a wise old man once said.. "It takes one to know one"!

I'll take one of each, thank you.
And I declare you stupid only after we speak and you are stupid, we have spoken, and since you are not stupid, I make no claim that you are. Simply going to the site, if anything, will make you smarter. Or if you're like the pouting messiah, you'll at least get to complain to me.

Complaining.. What good does it do? I'll settle for blowing things out of porportion.. Hehe

So did you look at the site yet, you ungrateful kazoo?

actually i did, surprisingly enough

No, I have yet to, you pubic-headed gigolio!

What did you think of it?

So do I get to be labeled stupid yet?

I though it was funny, gave ME a good laugh. Where did you find the idiots?

No, sorry to let you down. Simply getting into an argument with me doesn't make you stupid, notice I still talk to Crypt.
I have a decently offensive profile on AIM. ( Beavis20 )
People see it and can't help trying to convert me, I guess. I've had a lot of arguments about religion, so I'm bound to run into a lot of stupid people.

Can it be possible.. You two are getting along!!