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i have nothing against a guy trying to get a guy but as he has a girlfriend i don't think anyone should try and help you.
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Dating occurs on a pagan battlefield; to the victor go the spoils.
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*insert ace ventura shower/gum scene*
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I was thinking this was more like The Cable Guy only with more subtly and tact. I'm not trying to trick him into thinking I'm a woman.
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Chances are, if he has a girlfriend, he's not looking for a boyfriend.
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Oh, I'm not looking for a boyfriend, just some wicked unholy sex that will leave us both traumatized.
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Or.... better yet.... befriend his GIRLFRIEND, try to seduce her a little bit, and have her seggest a menage-a-trois, and see what flows with that.
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This is not a bad suggestion. The only problem is I've never met her, but I hear she's way moral. She apparently was even in a Christian folk group
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Get him drunk and then tell him how you feel I guarantee you he'll feel the same
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I knew alchohol would play some role in this. What drugs in your opinion are best at loosening sexual boundaries?