I've never really made a thread like this before, but to follow up a child abuse thread and a pedophilia thread with a "So, Who Likes Beastiality?" thread seems heavy-handed.

Okay, there's this guy I like. He's tall, broad-shouldered, smells velvety like heavy musk, has boyishy tousled toffee colored hair, and a lush, round ass that makes me rethink my stance on cannibalism. I bet he tastes like cream. I assume he's fond of me too, because every time he sees me he gives me this wide, adorable smile, which really brings out the predator in me.

The problem is, he has a girlfriend, which may present a problem, but I think anyone who makes me want to be a cannibal and rapist at the same time is worth persuing despite such roadblocks.

So my question is, how can I lure him away from her; I'm willing to be as nasty and decietful as a person can be and despite the tone of the rest of this post, I'm serious.

Another small roadblock is I'm a guy too. So, to the straight guys in this forum, if there are any, what is irresistable to you, and don't say pussy; I need helpful comments. I've watched a lot of straight porn and I think I can simulate anything those actresses can only without the bad acting and fishy smell.

Any suggestions are appreciated.