LOL here's a solution: Buy good bottled water that doesn't. Simple. I doubt that bottled water is unhealthy for you and I don't see any evidence to support your statement either. Maybe it's just an American thing.

Why do that? Why drink water? It's way better than soft drinks or coffee, and you drink a lot more of it to keep yourself hydrated. Water keeps you healthy, helps you lose weight, keeps you hydrated and feeling good. Any doctor will tell you that, and if you disagree, go make a thread in the conspiracy forum.

What exactly do you drink?