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Originally posted by Jasen
Could you teach me how to be an asshole?
I think I've got lust down pat. Maybe I could start with the easy ones and work on envy, pride, and gluttony next.
I'm too nice, and too generous. I need to stop fucking worrying about other people. |
Instead of calling them friends start by thinking of them as useful drones. Only talk to them when you need something and spurn them when they ask you for anything. In this way not only will you begin to not worry about them you will come off as a great asshole.