Crazy people are called crazy people for a reason. If you encounter a crazy person on the street, you should play dead, and they will leave you alone for fear that they may be blamed and thrown in jail. If you are attacked by one you should duck and cover or tell the nearest adult.
Who could become a crazy person?
Why, anyone could! Mom, dad, grandpa, and even your teacher can become a crazy psycho at any moment.
Eat your vegetables and do your homework, and you will be doing your part to hault the growth of crazy individuals.
Also, Ninjas attack with stealth. Stealth means you won't see them coming. By the time you know they are there, you will be dead. Please, don't fuck with a ninja.
Thank you.
