First off, this is something that extends from the My Dying Bride thread. Read what I said there for an explanation.
Basically, I will talk of or show you bands that I feel are trying too hard to be whatever they claim to be and look funny as hell doing so.
So to start with, I BELIEVE this band is called Profanatica, though I am not totally sure.

Oh, and anyone else is welcome to post what they find.