stuff i would never ever wear, even as a joke:

sequence
spandex
granny panties too!
long vinyl skirts *most ppl look like they r wearing trashbags*
scrunchies
nikes
white
nail extensions
pink lipstick
duck tape as clothing *cos on me it just would'nt be right*
anything denim, because womens bodies are too pretty
waterbra

and i'm sure there's a million more