Romeo and Juliet (Act 5)

FORGIEV M3 COUSIN111! WTF AH DEAR Y ART THOU YET SO FARE?!?!!! OMG WTF SHAL I BLEIVA
TAHT UNSUBSTANTIAL DAATH IS MOROUS
AND TAHT TEH LEAN ABHOR3D MONSTAR KEPS
THE H3RE IN DARK 2 B HIS PARMOUR
FOR?!?!!? FEAR OF TAHT I STIL WIL STAY WIT THE
AND NEV3R FROM THIS PALAEC OF DIM NIGHT
DEPART AGANE H3R3 HERE WIL I WIT WORMS TAHT R THY CHMBR-MADES O H3R3
WIL I SET UP MAH EV3RLASTNG R3ST
AND SHAEK TEH YOKE OF INAUSPICIOUS STARS
FROM THIS WORLD-WEAREID FL3SH!1!!!1! OMG WTF 3Y3S LOK UR LAST
ARMS1!1! OMG WTF LOL TAEK UR LAST EMBRAEC!1!!!11! LOL AND LIPS O U DORS OF BREATH S3AL WIT A RIGHTEOUS KIS
A DAETLAS BARGANE 2 ENGROSNG DEATH
COMA11111 LOL BITAR CONDUCT COME UNSAVOURY GUIED
THOU1!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL DESPERAET PILOT NOW AT ONC3 RUN TEH DASHNG ROKS THY S3A-SIK WAARY BARK
HARES!!11!1! 2 MAH LOV3!!!11!!1 WTF

Forgive me, cousin! Ah, dear Juliet,
Why art thou yet so fair? shall I believe
That unsubstantial death is amorous,
And that the lean abhorred monster keeps
Thee here in dark to be his paramour?
For fear of that, I still will stay with thee;
And never from this palace of dim night
Depart again: here, here will I remain
With worms that are thy chamber-maids; O, here
Will I set up my everlasting rest,
And shake the yoke of inauspicious stars
From this world-wearied flesh. Eyes, look your last!
Arms, take your last embrace! and, lips, O you
The doors of breath, seal with a righteous kiss
A dateless bargain to engrossing death!
Come, bitter conduct, come, unsavoury guide!
Thou desperate pilot, now at once run on
The dashing rocks thy sea-sick weary bark!
Here's to my love!




Now is that sooooo much better?




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