Are you embarrassed about being far too literate?

Is your vocabulary too large?

Do you feel awkward about the high quality prose that pours from your fingers as they fly over the keyboard?

Your worries are over! We are proud to present to you “The AOL translator.” By simply entering your text into this wonderful machine you will instantly sound like the average 12 year old on AOL. Is this too good to be true. Check the results out for yourself. Here is this very same text passed through “The AOL Translator.”

R U EMBARASAD ABOUT BNG FAR 2 LIETRAET

IS?!???!? OMG UR VOCABULARY 2 LARGA

DO???!!? OMG WTF U FEL AWKWARD ABOUT DA HIGH QUALITY PROS3 TAHT POURS FROM UR FNGERS AS THAY FLY OVAR DA UR?!?!? LOL WOREIS R OVER1!11 OMG WTF LOL WE R PROUD 2 PRES3NT 2 U TEH AOL TRANSLA2R”!1!!1 LOL BY SIMPLY 3NT3RNG UR TEXT IN2 THIS WONDERFUL MACHIEN U WIL INSTANTLY SOUND LIEK TEH AEVRAEG 12 YAAR OLD ON AOL!!11 OMG WTF LOL IS THIS 2 GOD 2 B TRU31!!111 WTF CHEK DA RASULTS OUT FOR UR1!!11!!1 OMG HER3 IS THIS VARY SME T3XT PAS3D THROUGH DA AOL TRANSLA2R”
11111! OMG WTF LOL

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Enjoy

The Uz