Look at the problems these chickens are causing us already and we haven't even found them yet..

With all this unrest and baby slapping we should just nuke them.

I think our governments should start preparing to deal with this situation now, the military should start working on weapons and delivery systems that will eliminate these chickens as quickly as possible.
NASA should concentrate all of it's efforts on locating this planet as quickly as possible.

Oh no, has a "theoretical" threat and unrest caused by internal propoganda started a move towards war?

I don't think that has ever happened before....

...no wait a minute....