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Originally posted by Duddy
Well, this is how I see it. I have no earthly idea what I want to do in life. And honestly, I'll say I can be a bit immature sometimes. The Army will pay me more money than I make now, and I won't have to pay any rent or utilities, and they'll take care of me and keep me in shape for 6 years, and I'll be learning a very nice job skill. Plus, I'll learn many ways to kill people with my bare hands, and to me, that is actually really appealing. |
If you go to war, run backward and bent over so you get shot in the ass. Million dollar wound, man. They'll ship ya home and all you have to do is sleep on your stomach for a while.