Working for lawyers as I do, I come across many names every day, and some of them are just plain funny, and I have to write them down. I was bored one day, and I started searching through our PRIZM database looking for names, and in a few minutes, I had the following names. These are actual names of poor, unfortunate people:

phat ho
hau phuc ho
mai colon
young suk kim
willie fagg
and of course the inevitable
harry johnson