Yeah, so luckily for me, I got to witness my cat have childbirth today..."oh look at it, isnt' it cute" "Yeah, yeah real cute" Which in turn gave me flashbacks of that fateful wintry night I became a father, the night I had to cut a giant cord of nastiness that explodes on you...Yep can't beat that...and I have witnessed this whole process first hand, which is why, if I were a girl, I would not have sex, at all. In fact, I would probably just be a lesbian, not because I don't wanna get pregnant, 'cause, well, lesbians are just damn cool...like gay people but pretty, and hot, and exiting *drools* Oh yeah, the point is, before all you little teenage girls go out whoring it around you should witness a chic popping a few out cause, I promise you it ain't a pretty site, like darkforum, no siree, this is like constipationX100 with full body muscle spasms and no way out, then you've got the stupid vienneese doctor going "Hey, you wanna eat tha bag? Come on, the cats do eet" I am so relieved that I'm a guy...