Thank you for relating your story of sleeping with the dead body of Elvis Impersonator Floyd Pervis of Amarillo, Texas.
It is well known by all conspiracy theorists that Elvis is still alive. There are many confidential inside sources who have informed us of that.

And, it just makes sense. If you think about, Elvis was at the end of his career in 1976. He was fat, wore tacky jumpsuits, and hadn't come out with anything decent for years. He was stuck doing shows in Vegas and Hawaii.

But, once news of his supposed "death" came out, Graceland became a multi-million dollart mecca, memorabilia poured out of giftshops all over the country, and sweaty towels that Elvis used at performances and other odd items became expensive heirlooms. Death was the best thing for Elvis' career.

This will be comfirmed once and for all when the apocalypse arrives. According to a reputable paper, the Weekly World News, we will know when the apocalypse has arrived because the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse will meet all the angels along with Bigfoot, Yeti, the Loch Ness Monster, the Crop Circle Aliens, the Greys, Hitler, Satan, Jesus Christ, the World's largest Baby, the World's Smallest Man and Woman, and of course, Elvis, at the place hwere the Lost Dead Sea Scrolls are hidden, and The Truth will finally be revealed to mankind at long last. Hallelujah!