Let's see...What else sucks about AAST?

We only have one bathroom for each of the sexes, and it's usually occupied by "popular" girls. Four or five of them group up in one stall, and it makes me wonder what exactly goes on in there....

We have these really smelly trees in the courtyard. (Dogwoods or something) They smell like fish. They smell like my sister Valerie.

Godmademeugly goes to my school. But he doesn't speak in haikus.

That's all I can think of right now.