Good evening Fat bloke,

Your running away from a load of old ladies?
What happended to you?
One other thing, I don't think they would like to kiss us on the cheek plus I don't think they would be able to reach.
Come on!!!!!!
I would have to be on my knees for my gran to give me a kiss!!
I think I may have worked out why old people get sort.
You may have to bare with me on this one but I think the reason they get sorter is, coz the world has crushed them down so much and they no longer can fight back anymore.Or it's because their Doc is giving them a pill which makes them get sorter, so sort in fact, you can put them in your pocket.
Anyway, I am going to go nowcoz I think I have messed your heads up too much now, if not, I will come back and post more crap which I have just thought up.

Good night to you all.
From,
Death.