It is a pretty lame topic (IMO), but I have not anything better to do right now and I will try to answer.

1. A Goth - Nope. Never wear eye liner, make-up and piercing...However I listen to goth music and always wear black.

2. A Satanist - I am not a slave to the cross, would I be a slave to the pentagram and the inverted cross???

3. Just Twisted + Sick - Not exactly, but this statement is not very far from the truth.

4. Any Other - I am many other things.