tsk tsk tsk.

I sympathise with the police. (I have had an insight into both worlds) WE arrested a girl who was trying to climb a statue tith her bra, that was funny, she undid her bra inside her top and was trying to shimmy up the sides. Now that was mad.

One thing you shouldn't try is sniffing lighter fluid, we had a boy die becuase he'd pssed out for too long, that was sad, it really seems stupid why people do these things.

Although, doing cartweels in the middle of a road... that isn't wise either. And you shouldnt run, thats a chargeable offence, over her you'd be thrown in the drunk pen for the night.