*Walks in*
Alright Fat bloke!!!!!!!!
I will have spam, spam, spam, spam and chips!!
One other thing, 22 mars thingy mebobs!!
They are for the other half which is in the car waiting for me and we would like them open.
*Looks around*
Thank god for that, no one seen me.

Anyway, back to the reason I came in here.
You have missed a really good game of 40k.
And your going to love what I am going to take on as I am now down on a planet!!!!!!
Muhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They are all dead, dead I tell you!!!!!!!
Muhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Right, stop that.

I shall see you later.
Good night to you.
From,
Death.