Just for fun, what's the most creative way you've attempted to kill your sick, sad sorry self? And if important, why?

In the past, I've...
.. thrown myself down a flight of stairs
.. put myself through a wall.
.. swallowed a handfull of tylenol and slit my wrists. Then I climbed into a scalding hot bathtub and put a wet facecloth over my mouth an nose to suffocate myself.

Every time it probly had something to do with my ex-girlfriend making me upset. Which is weak.

Anyways, how about you sluts?