I dreamt I was a moron- Squall from FF8
The difference between love and hate can be found in the few inches that separate the neck from the chest, in terms of where your hands go. -Stephen Lee Dekat
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.-Common saying

Work is of two kinds: first, altering the position of matter at or near the earth's surface relatively to other such matter; second, telling other people to do so.
Darkness squeezes, Satan`s platypus rises tonight! Bork, bork, bork!