i have this one friend, she's the nicest person in the world.. but she's thicker that shit!

she does stupid things and well... she's failing scgool.
she asked me to read one of her essays.. and to say the least.. it sucked.
she had no sentence structure, nothing flowed or joined. nothing made sense and lastly her spelling is worse than my 8 year old niece.

another time we were standing at the canteen/tuckshop at school and she wrote down her lunch order and spelt hawaiian.. "hawiyun" and donut "doenut".

and theres the rest of the school population.
fair enough they smoke in the toilets, but their friends who dont smoke either lie on the floor or sit on the floor eating their lunch...
or the guys that bring alcohol to school at drink it.. and then get suspended and they cry, wondering why. ahh

my friend may not be able to spell properly, but at least her brain still functions!