*imagines a huge copulating bird on fire running amok in the "astroplain"*
*breathes in the flames and drives an ice spike through its skull to end its misery*
Poor thing... and at such a young age too... it is so sad when they spoil like that.
Caveo - Saint of Carnivore, Slaughter and Death, Lifeline of the Left Hand, Slaughterer of Living, Harvester of Souls, Bringer of Doom (You ring - I bring, anybody want some?), Defiler of Creation and Devourer of All Things Containing Meat (I'm still wondering how
that got there...)
The biggest problem with people,
and the greatest convenience,
is that they are humans.
- Me