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I have to start being responsible..

At twenty five..

Fecking Church of God feckers are staying at de hotel I work at..

..Bastards get shit faced drunk..then start preaching to me about.."have you found Jeezuus?"..n' start babbling about de evils of Alchohol..WHILST ordering another round..after I decide they've had one too many..they(a group of four) start getting all uppity n' shet..TELLING me that I WILL give them more beer..(fecking goosehead..of all things..)..n' after about 1 an' a half hours of hearing them bitch n' moan n' preach n' bother other guests..I get fed up..throw de wine glass I was polishing to de floor, n' tell them to get de feck away from MY bar..(fortunately de few guests that still remained, knew me well enough..)..They scattered like de fecking mice they were..me manager told me to go take me break..I did..smoked a ciggy..n' went back in..Those bastards were back again..saying that they'll get me fired and whatnot..I smile, call security, n' have them kicked out of de hotel..two of de same Fundies decided to 'have a chat' with me after work..And right as I was about to light up..they threw de first punch, rather sloppily I might add..n' I defended meself..Police were called, n' those two were hauled away..I got off as it was self defense.. Those feckers know now not to feck with an Irishman after a rather annoying day..n' not to interupt a man's ciggy time..me knuckles are sore, one of me ribs is bruised..eh..mayhap it wasn't such a bad day afterall..got to bash a few Xian's faces in..n' people wonder why I wear steel tipped boots to work..*grins*..Wear 'em jus' for de feckers stupid enough not to pull a fecking gun on me..

..*sigh*..that was rather..liberating..I simply must 'bitch' more often..