It was indeed the Weekly World News, which is without a doubt the finest trash tabloid at the checkout stands. While the others have fallen into the routine of printing public scandal, gossip, and outright lies about those in the celebrity limelight, WWN is not afraid to stick with such age-old classics as "I Married Bigfoot" and, "Baby Born With Antlers". Nothing passes the time better than such wonderful entertainment while you wait for the palsied old woman at the head of the line to finish scrawling out the check she's writing for that quart of milk...