I even said that whole speech in my William Shatner voice, and it still hurt my head.
I'm going to lie down and suck on my thumb and other body parts in order to make myself feel good.

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Confidence is a set of brass knuckles, a chain, two nines, a sawed off, a base ball bat, and twenty friends to back you up.