ISTMTOTI = I spend too much time on the Internet
DIG = Darkforum is God
WLIH = Wicked Lady is hot
CWBPTY = CelestiA writes better poetry than you
OTIWTTSTGSICAWYKTWAOOSSISTTFCWTSHWLOBBSBTENSFTEWTDSWRBRHOIWDWPFISIRIDNTMAFAISILT RMDHISAFCOTN = One time I went to the store to get some ice cream, and, wouldn't you know, they were all out of spoons. So I says to the foreign cashier, "where're the spoons?" He was like, "Oh, berry berry sorry, but there ees no spoon for to eat with today. Dee store was robbed by racist highschoolers. Oh, I weesh dees were Pakeestan." "Fuck," I said in reply. I decided not to make a fuss about it, so I left. To register my disgust, however, I stole a few copies of the newspaper.