I vote we take a trip to the white house, deviate from the tour to go to the restrooms, and light up a joint.

He doesn't pay for that house, the public does. That makes it public housing. So if we light up a joint in the white house, being guests, he is just as liable to be thrown out of there as the rest of these people...

...the government just gave the enemies of the war on drugs a new weapon.

*sarcastic smile as though any law would realistically be adhered to by politicians*