ahhh, but who says the original comment was nothing more than lighthearted banter?

i mean, if i'd made a comment about your mother, or had threatened to cut your bollocks off while the scone was up your arse, fair enough, it would be understandable for you to take offence... but not from the threat of me shoving a cake up your bum

however, you implying that you would forcefeed my mother shite covered scone, and that she would be willing to lick your ringpiece is a fairly blatant attempt at offence, no matter how shite

there's the difference, my good man, now fuck off before i get your mum to cut your bollocks off while the cake is still up your arse