Let's see...


*caught a weedwacker while still on...hit my middle finger and it cut to the bone (3 stitches);

*sliced the top off the same finger trying to get safety scissors out of the original packaging (4 stitches);

*passed out at my mother's house after surgery to remove my four wisdom teeth (concussion)....

More as I think of them...

Oh yeah--one more...riding in a Grand National doing 80 at night on a hairpin road with no lights on at night. (Nothing happened...)