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Originally posted by SirVLCIV
Ouch. My weirdest injury was bending my big toe nail in half, when my foot and another guy's foot collided when playing basketball...
Then there is the weird scar on my left arm that I have no clue how it got there; it definitely doesn't look accidental (two straight lines, one a little longer than the other, about 2 cm apart, a little up the arm from the wrist, on the top right (hold your hand palm down, go to the wrist, about two inches back from that, on the right half)); mebbe I'll show a pic sometime; it's weird. |
That sounds like alien abduction...
I was running really fast in the woods. I have no idea how it happened. But my nuts somehow got caught up and tweaked twixt my legs and I wound up with bruised berries.
I sat in the back of the bus and an older friend of mine picked me up out of the seat and dropped me in a seat in the front of the bus. I bounced in the seat, and hit my head on the window sill. My friend sopped to make sure I was ok, and just he got to the back of the bus I started to scream and cry because blood was running in front of my eyes from the cut on my head.
Necromancer's one about flipping over on their back from 15 feet sounds funny.