ok, this is where everyone gets to fuck up everyone else's name. anything goes, but remember that it's all in fun, so don't get your panties in a wad... i'll start:

arsinik - arsindick
redmeat - redfeet
darkstorm - dickstorm
waterbearer - wetfart
chaos creator - crappinator
shadowborn - shadowporn
velvetpattens - vulvapus
duddy - dummy
gargoyle - assboil
dyshade - dyshite
black tape - black ape
clearwitch - dirtybitch
errantrogue - ranting rouge
(antihero) - asshero (_+_)
vampire_hiro_13 - i said i was leaving, but now i'm back
aeternus - eatinanus
starface - fuckface


...alright, i'm done. lets see what you got.