Nebbitt darling this is sooooo you
(but its not just one day now is it?)
Green Day
King For A Day
It started at the age of four,
My mother went to the grocery store,
went sneaking through her bedroom door,
To find something in a size four.

Sugar and spice and everything nice
Wasn't made for only girls.
GI Joe in pantyhose,
Is making room for the one and only,

King for a day
Princess by dawn
King for a day
In a leather thong

My daddy threw me in therapy,
He thinks i'm not a real man,
Who put the "drag" In the drag queen?
Don't knock it untill you've tried it.

Sugar and spice and everything nice
Wasn't made for only girls.
GI Joe in pantyhose,
Is making room for the one and only,

King for a day
Princess by dawn
King for a day
In a leather thong.

Well Lenina has a lovely shade of red lipstick to go with those fake eyelashes