The concept is pretty cool, but those things are so unhealthy-- they weigh about 2lbs each. Not only that, but the parents sound like trash-- they already have a son, they're not married, yet and they live with 'relatives'. I know I'm making judgements without knowing anything about the people, but I'm just worried . . . .

We all know how easy it is to fuck up a life . . . . and here are four new opportunities.