Alright, here's the deal. I've got a big project that's coming to a close over the next two weeks. As many of you know, I spend a great deal of time surfing the forums here while I'm at work, waiting for this and that to get done blah blah. Point is, I have to be a little more assertive with people when we're facing a deadline so I won't be able to spend my down time here until the deadline is up. So for the next two weeks I'm going to be gone. I'll miss you guys a lot, but don't worry--I'll be back.

Here's a list of my activities and people that will be filling in for me:

Locating and Bitching at Posers:
        Redmeat
Making Newbies sorry they signed up:
        Chaos Creator, ArSiNiK, Pyrric Dicktory, etc.
Encouraging suiciders to actually "do it":
        (see newbie listing.)
Awareness of "the man" and his music oppression:
        Lenina
Useless attempts to keep all but the general forum on topic:
        All Veterans
Annoying people by talking in Al-Bhedian:
        errantrogue
Writing somewhat intelligent things:
        errantrogue (this requires that errant write at a lower level than usual to achieve an equivalent to my highest level of writing.)
"Quality" Assurance:
        Clearwitch, Jordyn, waterbarer.