1) Do you feel that The Cure's lyrics describe the uniqueness that is you?

No, but I like the music....

2) Have you read every Anne Rice novel and found yourself wishing to meet Lestat/Louis/Armand/Marius/etc?

Yep....what can I say? Guilty as charged...

So you could live in utter darkness (like your soul)?

Darkness? I know it already...I've been married long enough!

4) Do you feel the color of your clothing effectively describes your soul?

Nah...if it did, I'd be a turd...I've been wearing a lot of brown lately...

5) Do you wear a trench coat and/or fishnets on your arms?

Trenchcoat, yes (but it's powder blue); fishnets? No.

6) Do you feel that you must keep a poetry compendium; even if you cannot write poetry? [But feel the need to write thigns like suicide or gloom?]

No way. You're lucky I can form cohesive sentences!

7) Do you feel the need to look like a character from Dead Presidents while claiming that this is the real you?

Noperoni.

8) Do you feel an urgent need to play a guitar or some form of a lead instrument? But never actually practice or get any better?

I play bass; I'm self taught. I haven't practiced in awhile, but I'm gonna get back to that...

9) Do you run out to buy every CD that they play on your local "rock" and/or "alternative" radio station?

Not unless I truly like the song...and I download JUST that song...

10) If so, do you then suggest it to your "cool" friends so they can run out to buy it and then complain all day about bands that "sell out"?

Nah again...most of my friends listen to Pop & Country, so suggesting anything like that would truly be a waste of good words...

Do I win??? Do I win????