Wacky adventures? Would you believe that I hit a cow while driving towards Ocean City, Maryland for no apparent reason? How's that for a fucking misadventure. I may be 18, but let me tell you, the parents weren't overly thrilled by that little trip. I personally have more of a vendetta against cows after that >_<. Hey, at least I learned how to rap courtesy of the people who kept putting in music to keep me awake during the 4 hour drive there. Don't get me started on the nightmare that was the 4 hour drive back with no sleep in between.