I hate the new fuckin' comercials with the steak quesadia thingy... Where the guy invites four of his friends over to look at a fucking quesadia. WHAT THE FUCK!? What kind of faggot would go to the trouble of inviting a group of friends over to look at a fucking piece of food, eh!? Who the hell does that? Is the commercial supposed to be funny somehow? I didn't find it humorous!!! The Chihuahua may not of been on a level of "reality", (because it was a talking dog, and spanish speaking no less), but at least it was FUNNY! NOW! Inviting four guys over to look at a smushed mexican fast food piece of shit? Heeeell No! That doesn't come close to being within reality, because no one is fuckin' DUMB enough to invite people over to look and admire at lame ass bunch of manufactured mexican food. And along with that... IT WASN'T FUNNY!

Blah! Who the fuck is running Taco Bell? They are paying some moron thousands of dollars to think up SHIT commercials like that!? WTF!?

Ok, this is my version of the commercial... This is what I'd do if I made the commercial....

-A guy in an apartment opens up the door and a friend walks in-

"Hey! What's up, Man?"
-"Oooh, nothin' much! So, when's the game on?"
"It's comin' on here in a bit. You hungry? I went by Taco Bell!"
-"AWESOME! I love Taco Bell!"
"Here's your burrito supreme... I got the Steak Quesadia! It's GOOD!"
-"What the fuck is that?"
"Here, take a look!"
-"Maaaan! That looks like DOG SHIT! What the fuck you doin' eat DOG SHIT!?"
"DOG SHIT!? What the fuck are you callin' DOG SHIT!? I invite you over to my place and buy you lunch and you call MY lunch 'DOG SHIT'!? Let's see what you think of this you BITCH!"

-The Guy jumps over on the friend and starts to shove the Quesadia down the guys throat as he grabs a handful of hair and starts slamming his head on the wall and suddenly........The friend says...-

-"Hey.....this doesn't taste like Dog Shit... This taste pretty good! Man!"
"I told you it was GOOD!"
-"Why the fuck didn't you get me one, you asshole!?"
"MAN!! FUCK YOU, MAN!"

-And the guy proceeds to beat the shit out of the friend... And the Anouncer guy comes on and says-

"You see! It may look like Doooooog Shit! But DAMN! It taste GOOOD! Come to taco bell and try one today!"


You see! I bet I could of raked in millions of fuckin' customers with that commercial! Buuuut NO! Taco Bell hires MORONS to do their commercials! WTF!?