I was driving around in old Mexico. I got lost, I didn't know which way to go. I was confused, it was late, and I was in a fog. I ran over the taco bell dog. I felt that smush and I said "oh mama." My low-rider crushed that little chiuahua. I pray for forgivness in a sin of god, I ran over the taco bell dog. If I am caught they'll put me in a cell with twenty locks, unless I can pin it on Jack-In-The-Box. I'll be whiped and beaten and I will be plogged, I ran over the taco bell dog. ~Adam Sandler



he did it!!! oooh!! he's a meanie!!! grrr...