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Originally posted by Pyrric Dicktory well, not just the first thing. here's my list though.
1. get my parents to buy my car, pay for it, and my insurance
2. find a social circle filled with other rich white suburbanites and thrive in my compatability and insatiable urge to shop with someone else's money.
3. whine about things that "smell funny" or "that creepy homeless guy who always asks me for money"
4. find a boyfriend whome i could train to go without sex.
5. throw big parties when my parents leave the house.
6. piss and moan about things that dont affect me.
7. be a bias, self serving little cunt.
8. sit on my ass and watch tv when i wasnt out gossiping
9. spell
10. eat a huge amount of snack food then puke it up.
i think that covers it. |
im a little white girl...but not rich. but erm...basically thats what i'd do...
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The world forgetting, by the world forgot,
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind!
Each prayer answered, and each wish resigned.
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