Most likely to be another gender than they say: Dark Messiah [must be asexual]
Most eccentric: Arsinik
Ubergawth in training: Half of the people that populate the 'Gothic' board
Asskisser extreme: Clearwitch
Cyber King and Queen: Pyrric Dicktory and his Hand
Most dramatic non exit: Everyone who makes those 'goodbye' threads.
Needs an ass kicking the most: Crucifix Angel
Has no chance of becoming a mod: Me. [not that I want to be one, or anything]
Closet Pokemon fan: RedMeat
Biggest exhibitionist: Beloved Misery
Most likely to have a straightjacket on now: *examines straightjacket . . . . eyes flash red . . . .* Mind your own damned business!
Secretly seeing each other: Sire & CRYPT