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Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: I'll show you mine, if you show me yours. Zodiac Sign:
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Originally Wriiten By Terry Pratchet Quote: | Wizards don’t believe in gods in the same way that most people don’t find it necessary to believe in, say, tables. They know they’re there, they know they’re there for a purpose, they’d probably agree that they have a place in a well-organised universe, but they wouldn’t see the point of believing, of going around saying, ‘O great table, without whom we are as naught’. Anyway, either the gods are there whether you believe or not, or exist only as a function of the belief, so either way you might as well ignore the whole business and, as it were, eat off your knees. |
The Guide to Being an Evil Overlord.
44. I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a
stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code.
Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for
formal occasions.
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You know that feeling of being at one with the universe? It is the rush of endorphins as your throat is slit.
It's all fun and games until they gun down ten of their friends and three teachers. |
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