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01-29-02
I prefer to think of god as a yin-yang symbol, both male and female. At least the idea of a toaster fixed with duct-tape and spewing smoke while he/she dials the repairman is amusing.
The Guide to Being an Evil Overlord.
44. I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a
stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code.
Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for
formal occasions.
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You know that feeling of being at one with the universe? It is the rush of endorphins as your throat is slit.
It's all fun and games until they gun down ten of their friends and three teachers. |