Actually many companies are "poised" to be the first to implant microchips in humans. Pets have had it for a long time. I think it was called the AVID chip and is required for pets to be registered in California (I think).

In any event, many companies have this technology, it just comes down to the government to implement it. Luckily (and ironicly) the one good thing about Bush is his die-hard Christian ways should mean we wouldn't see it for the length of his term. A very good thing.

Beyond that, if they want to put a microchip in me they're going to have to deport me, I won't be a part of any such plan, nor will my future children (if I have future children).

And if they put it in me I'd merely remove it by force. These things aren't exactly stored beneath the skull you know...

They can keep all the records on me they want, but if they're going to be capable of knowing everything about me, they're going to have to do some work to get that info. I'm not going to make it easy for them.

Note: In the event that they implant a chip in you and you're too squemish to remove it, just take a magnet to it/stand next to the microwave/and lean real close to your monitor. One of those should scramble the thing suffeciently.