I heard a story once...a russian tale. A woman lost her kids right before christmas, but instead of packing away their presents, she stuffed them in a sack and walked from house to house, giving out presents to the children there...but no matter how many gifts she gave away, her sack never got empty. So in Russia, Santa is a woman.

You promised me the ending would be clear
You'd let me know when the time was now
Don't let me know when you're opening the door
Stab me in the dark, let me disappear