IN JOHTO CITY

ANNOUNCER: And Sik Simon beats Koga with a shutout of 3-0! His Kadabra really cleaned Koga's house! Fighting and Poison just can't compare!

Crowd: Yahhh!

*Suddenly the arena becomes dark*

Unknown voice: Hey, Sik Simon, prepare for trouble!

Unknown voice: Your Jolteon better make it double!

Unknown voice: To protect the world from devastation!

Unknown voice: To unite all peoples within our nation!

Unknown voice: Jessie!

Unknown voice: James!

Jessie: Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light!

James: Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Meowth: Meowth! That's right!

Sik Simon: Oh shit, it's team rocket! Diana! Throw me the rest of my pokemon!

Jessie: Well we'd love to stay and play but we gotta run with your Jolteon.

Meowth: Yeah! So hand it over!

Sik Simon: No way!......go Gyrados!

Team Rocket in unison: Huh? uh-oh...

Jessie: Arbok go!

James: Weezing go!

Jessie: Arbok! Use your POISON STING attack!

Sik Simon: Quick Gyrados! Use your ACID ARMOR!

Gyrados: DOS!

James: Weezing, use SMOKESCREEN now!

Weezing: Wheezing, wheezing!

Sik Simon: *coughs*

Meowth: Looks like the little booger got smoked out! So whattdya' say kid? Give it up or die of smoke inhalation?

Sik Simon: (in thought) I can't give up now!

Meowth: I said make up your fucking mind!

Sik Simon: Go Fearow! Use your WHIRLWIND attack to blow away Weezing's smokesceen, and then use FURY ATTACK!

Fearow: *growls*

James: uh-oh, it's happening again...

Team Rocket in unison: Looks like we're blasting off again!

Sik Simon: Yeah!