My you monkeys are a frenetic lot. Running to and fro as if the World was going to end tomorrow. Which as I have said is not the case. So slow down; relax.

Monkeys cannot attain our Status as We are Angels.
You do not deserve to be One of Us; you deserve damnation.
No I do not have a Soul.
Yes they can exist as I am right here answering your inane Monkey questions.

RedMeat yes you can be a Demon as that is nothing more then a Monkey who has been Promoted by Lucifer Himself at the Advice of One of Us. You get to whip and fork the damned. As well as some of the other luxuries that Hell Affords one of that status.

I was actually at one of your Malls. They are quite fascinating. I am thinking of developing one when I return to Hell.

Any other questions I may have missed?

Or any other questions to pose to Me?